Halo, the Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order
January 58, 2012
We will not be discussing the criminal levels of violence so common in computer games today. We will not be discussing how the creators of Halo have taken this to a new level, preying on children’s insecurities to offer than an outlet through the scope of a futuristic rifle.
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My Story: Exposing Halo’s Ultimate Endgame for America
January 58, 2012
After witnessing a tousle-haired teen play the Halo video game at a Mom and Pop gadget shop right here in my hometown, right here in the heartland of America, I was shocked. The violence was appalling, and its fanatical message even worse.
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Did I Marry a Lesbian?
January 54, 2012
Lesbianism. For many the word evokes a sense of exoticism and controversy. Others may consider it an implausible act, something a certain type of spurned woman turns to out of bitterness. In recent years, however, lesbianism has skyrocketed to become a fact of life in multicultural, liberal America.
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Rap Group LMFAO Sells “Erotic Ghetto Chaos” to America’s Children
January 4, 2012
From gonorrhea to marihuana addiction, from social ostracism to abject poverty, so many insurmountable challenges await. For now, one mindless urban music group profits scandalously by pumping out anthems to this foul lifestyle. Their name is LMFAO.
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Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual
January 3, 2012
Gingered and sinewy, Jesse Tyler Ferguson floats across television screens with the delicacy of a big city ballet dancer. At times he can be witty, at others fiercely dramatic. Young adults adore him. Some may even fantasize about him. But who is this Jesse really? What does he represent?
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12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012
January 3, 2012
Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s about time that parents took notice.
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Thai Food and Homosexuality, The Shocking Link
December 23, 2011
One of the great culinary mysteries in contemporary America is the sudden popularity of restaurants from Thailand. Most often found in emerging urban neighborhoods, these establishments offer a concoction of burnt noodles and milky gravy known as curry.
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Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots “Mayhem in Manhattan” This New Year’s Eve
December 21, 2011
One of America’s most divisive musical acts is once again raising alarm bells from coast to coast. This time, however, the controversy is not the usual fare of drug arrests and kidnappings, but rather politics.
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Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69
December 19, 2011
Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.”
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“I Caught My Son Looking at Internet Pornography!”
December 2, 2011
Nothing is more tragic than seeing your beautiful child lose his precious innocence. This issue is made even worse when that drama involves internet pornography, the diseased vice that spreads through wires and techno bits across the world with an easy click.
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12 Things Every Homosexual Craves This Christmas
November 28, 2011
With the birthday of Jesus fast approaching, let us yank back the cover on the homosexual agenda once again and take a look at the naked truth sprawled out before us. Yes, even during the celebration of our Savior’s birth we cannot turn away from that dark, swarthy body of challenges posed shamelessly before our conscientious gaze.
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“Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”
November 28, 2011
Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night.
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The 10 Most Disgusting Video Games Your Child May Be Secretly Hiding From You
November 28, 2011
In recent years, addictive video gaming has become very popular with children from as young as 5 to as old as 25. It has hit families from all creeds and all socio-economic backgrounds. For Christian parents, the challenge has been particularly acute.
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URGENT! Sign the White House Ban on the Dangerous Video Game “SkyRim“
November 24, 2011
Recently, shocking reports about a new video game called “SkyRim“ lit a fire on the internet. The ramifications of this disturbing piece of technology were made vividly clear and parents across the nation have voiced their disgust and anger.
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As Great Britain Fades Into the History Books, Should “English” Be Replaced With “American” to Describe Our Global Language?
November 21, 2011
Great Britain has endowed her descendents with many wondrous things. From the Magna Carta to the Age of Enlightenment, from the Puritan Work Ethic to Shakespeare, so much of modern culture can trace its origins to the wisdom of the English.
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Taxpayers Fund $200 Million Exhibit of Hardcore Homosexual Porn in Urban Neighborhood
November 20, 2011
Despite widespread condemnation and political outcry, a disturbing exhibit of perverse homo-erotic “art” is opening for public viewing in New York City and American taxpayers are footing the bill. The show, entitled “Hide/Seek,” had an abbreviated run at the National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C. in 2010.
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Is Canada Hoarding America’s Natural Resources?
November 20, 2011
From the dawn of this continent’s recorded history, the fortunes of the United States and Canada have been fortuitously intertwined. Both nations were populated by an enterprising and morally ambitious stock of Europeans in search of a blank template.
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Has Men’s Tennis Become Dangerously Homoerotic?
October 4, 2011
Since the days of John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg, there has been a strong current of masculinity in men’s professional tennis. Boys have long viewed these athletes as brotherly role models while women have appreciated them as icons of virility. Recently, with the rise of Latino and Mediterranean practitioners of the sport, that current has taken a decidedly sexual turn.
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Is My Teen on “Reddit”?
September 27, 2011
Addiction comes in many shapes and forms. In recent years, we have seen a rise in obsessive video gaming so severe that it leads to health problems and even suicide. The internet itself has become a dangerous meeting place, allowing pedophile predators direct access to our children’s private lives. Nowhere do these two dilemmas overlap more than on a cultish, exclusive website called Reddit.com.
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Reddit.com’s Web of Inappropriate Web Slang
September 27, 2011
Parents, here are some of the common slang terms found on the teen website, Reddit.com. Below this list, the different chapters of this internet page are explained in more detail. Please be warned, this dictionary contains some very graphic terminology.
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Real Men Don’t Keep Cats
September 26, 2011
Does masculinity have any value in American culture today? Slate Magazine recently reported that many television programs this season promote weak, effeminate male characters. From Kevin Dillon in “How To Be A Gentlemen” to Dan Fogler in “Man Up,” these types of shows celebrate the unemployed and immature man as an honorable role model.
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America Would Thrive Again if America’s Youths Weren’t so Lazy and Arrogant
September 24, 2011
This nation is quickly sliding into the dustbin of history and it’s about time we address the root of the problem. Our young people should have taken up the mantle of responsibility, righteousness and professionalism long ago. But they failed. They failed beyond our worst panicked expectations.
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Dangerous “Analingus” Trend Now Spreading Among American Homosexuals
September 21, 2011
As many are aware, the homosexual element in America is uniquely versed in the perverse. For politicians, community leaders and all people of faith, it is important that we inform ourselves about the true face of the world these people inhabit.
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The Selling of “Sarah Palin”: What Joe McGinniss’s Latest Novel Reveals About Liberal Fantasy
September 20, 2011
It looks like big journalism has finally caught up with Joe McGinniss. For years, the ignominious Irishman has been crafting tales that reek of malted myth-making and shrewd self-promotion. From “The Selling of the President, 1968” to “The Last Brother,” the author has been alternately celebrated and vilified by the folks on Madison Avenue.
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Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians?
July 27, 2011
Hollywood insider Will Ferrell has worn many masks over the course of his lucrative career. From farcical jabs at professional golf and NASCAR to sympathetic portrayals of Ted Kaczynski and Fidel Castro, he seeks to explore every aspect of our cultural scene.
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Can Cat Meat Solve the World’s Hunger Problem?
June 30, 2011
It is with great difficulty that we survey the melancholy state of affairs in this new millennium. Despite our unprecedented abundance, and even cultural excess, we still have those who suffer needlessly in their day-to-day lives. Disease and political violence have become central issues in the halls of our great governmental organizations, but hunger continues to be one of the most unheralded challenges to the progress of human civilization.click here to read this article

When It Comes to The Phish, Music Censorship Is Not Enough
June 28, 2011
For The Phish, the graphic content of their songs is certainly worthy of regulatory attention.Whether it’s popular hits such as “Colonel Forbin’s Accent” (communist revolution), “Mighty Quinn” (LSD), “Meatstick” (homosexuality) or “Big Ball Jam” (schizophrenia), their agenda is reckless enough.
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14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You
June 25, 2011
As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know.
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Is My Son Sexually Attracted to Me?
June 21, 2011
As society goes through a broad transformation in its relationship to marriage, the fundamental role of motherhood is being rewritten. We have become a less family-focused country.
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Are Steam Rooms Safe for Heterosexuals?
June 8, 2011
A firm balance between our flesh and our souls! That is one of the most underappreciated requirements of Christian life in our fast-paced culture today. “Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?”
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College Grads: Let’s Focus on Professions, Not Partying This Summer!
June 7, 2011
Congratulations America’s newest college graduates! Before you step off that podium with your embossed scrolls, I pray that you take a moment to survey the incredible landscape before you.
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Should I Hire a Hippie?
May 25, 2011
I own a small bakery in Georgia and last week a young man came in to apply for a job as an overnight baker. He was a bit strange looking to say the least!!! He dressed like a gypsy and had this long, nappy hair tied up in knot.
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Ricky Gervais: Profiting Big From Bigotry
June 6, 2011
It’s hard to imagine comic Ricky Gervais as anything more than a caricature of a European intellectual. Bloated, pompous and forever attired in black t-shirts, he fills the role to a T. Add to this image a difficult accent and an unpleasant sexual persona, and we have some sort of cross between alleged Wikileaks rapist Julian Assange and the character Dieter from the late night comedy skit, “Sprockets.”
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Tears and Outrage As Pro Homosexuals Viciously Attack Catholic Students
June 6, 2011
An horrific attack over the weekend has prompted calls for greater scrutiny of radical homosexual activism. TFP Student Action, a traditional marriage organization, was protesting in Fairport, New York when, “a pro-homosexualist hurled…
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Mentally-Ill Multimillionaire Media Elitist Roseanne Barr Claims Discrimination and Drug Use
May 18, 2011
In a belligerent and profanity-strewn missive in New York Magazine this week, Roseanne Arnold Barr revealed the worst secrets of her decades-old, eponymously-named and terrifically unfunny television sitcom.
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New York Inches Closer to Legalizing Bestiality and High School Homosexual Recruitment
June 21, 2011
Events in New York State are now rushing American society to the precipice of anarchy. Armies of radical homosexuals are gathering in the millions to march on Manhattan, exhibiting their wildest fantasies in a boastful, X-rated parade that will shock and horrify.
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Rude, Crude and Out of Control: Will You Pray for This Facebook User’s Salvation?
June 20, 2011
The internet harbors incredible possibilities for prayer missions. We have seen it time and again in different Christian communities. A group of the spiritually enlightened gathers together online to help the needy. Today, there is one person in particular that I would like to turn your attention to.
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LA Weekly: The Most Radical Newspaper You Aren’t Reading
June 9, 2011
In a desperate attempt to breathe life into a dying medium, LA Weekly pressed its venereal lips to the internet this week and the results are nothing less than libelous. This “alternative” Hollywood newspaper has crowned a host of lackluster links as the“Best of the Web” with little compunction for morality and traditional values.
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Twinks Versus Bears: How Vicious Infighting Threatens to Undermine the Homosexual Agenda’s United Front
May 28, 2011
The ultimate endgame of the homosexual agenda in America is once again coming under fire. This time, however, the attacks are being organized from within. Years of cultural and political successes have made the community of same-sex adherents greedy and egomaniacal.
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Is My Child Having Sex?
May 21, 2011
Sexual activity among teens and twentysomethings has become epidemic in America. We live in a culture that seems to view promiscuity as essential to a child’s success with his or her peers. Music and television celebrities promote fornication at every turn.
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Parent’s Guide to Common Teen Internet Sex Slang
May 21, 2011
Here is a list of terms that young people regularly use on cellphones, Facebook and other chat groups. Please be warned, this dictionary contains graphic terminology.
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Should Your Children Be Listening to Lady Antebellum? Singer Charles Kelley’s Punk Rock, Leather Biker Antics Raise Concerns
May 19, 2011
Country music sensation Lady Antebellum is being heralded by adult fans across the nation. This Grammy Award winning act has long been appreciated by families for the refreshing way they celebrate the American heartland with soulful tunes and a clean-cut image. It is a touching counterpoint to the inner city rappers and oversexualized female stars who normally dominate the industry.
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Under Pressure From Civil Rights Activists, Amazon Discounts Caucasian “Little Mommy Play All Day” Dolls Over Black, Latino Ones
May 17, 2011
Amazon.com is raising eyebrows after discounting a white version of a popular children’s doll to a price far below that of its black and Latino counterparts.
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Gilligan’s Island and the Birth of America’s Homosexual “Bear” Scene
May 14, 2011
The power that television programs had on the public psyche in the late 1960s and early 1970s is often forgotten in this era of internet dominance. Those were violent and confusing times. Racial problems and urban riots, dangerous war protests and political conspiracies made many question their faith and their understanding of American democracy.
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Should Menstruating Women Use the Internet?
May 13, 2011
Recently, the tenor of conversations on Christian message boards and other forums has taken a decidedly crude tone. There is a profound lack of decorum among some people of faith when dealing with difficult topics.
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Is Actor James Franco Sending the Wrong Message to Today’s Teens?
May 11, 2011
From daytime soaps to Hollywood blockbusters, twentysomething actor James Franco is everywhere these days. Women have crowned him the newest celebrity sex symbol. Homosexuals imagine him to be a “fellow traveler.”
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“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality
May 10, 2011
Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an “abomination” worthy of destruction in both Genesis and Ezekiel. Medically, human sodomy is defined as penetration of the human anus by a foreign object. For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply.
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Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog and the College Voter Marijuana Conspiracy
February 3, 2011
Country music star Willie Nelson and black rapper Snoop Dog have been tireless proponents of drugs in their personal lives. As both transitioned into the national spotlight, they conspired to bring their subversive ideals with them. Today, the two are the most influential activists in this campaign.
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I Love You Glenn Beck, But I’m Afraid
February 2, 2011
Glenn, we love you, we really do. For conservatives like me, you’re that big warm friend who holds us close when the world seems to be spinning out of control. You’re the man with the words (words of devasting brilliance!) when the rest of us are too tongue-tied with rage to speak out.
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What the Liberal Media Can Learn From Rachel Maddow’s Christwire Scandal
February 1, 2011
MSNBC talking head Rachel Maddow lit up the conservative blogosphere Monday night with an unprecedented attack on Christian journalism in America today. In the middle of a discussion about the Egyptian crisis, she shocked many with a surprisingly vicious assault on Sarah Palin and her grassroots supporters across the country.
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As Egypt Descends in Chaos, Should Sarah Palin Support a US-Led Invasion?
January 28, 2011
The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin. Rioters have taken over the streets, top presidential cabinet members have fled the country and numerous reports of Christians having their phone and internet services cut off have reached America.
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Is Pawn Stars Fake Or Are They Really Robbing People Blind?
January 27, 2011
As the America economy continues to collapse on itself, the vultures are circling. Up against that wall, we may be forced to sell off our most prized possessions to put meager scraps on the table. Gone is that porcelain figurine collection we spent a lifetime building, out the window is grandma’s antique piano and even our favorite compact disk compilations escape from our homes via eBay. In this crisis, there is one type of person who is thriving. He is the pawnbroker.
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Why is Pet Turtle Masturbation One of the Internet’s Hottest New Trends?
January 26, 2011
The films in question depict pet turtles in multiple acts of masturbation. On grassy lawns and in luxurious sand lot cages, they abuse abandoned human shoes in ways that most people would describe as rape. Did their upright masters drop these articles of footwear before their jaded terrapin eyes to tempt them, to prod them into an erotic peep shows the likes of which offend and outrage the moral amongst us?
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Are Facebook Sex Gangs Using “Wikileaks” To Target Your Teens?
January 25, 2011
A 16-year-old girl recently bragged to her friends that she was home alone, trying on sports bras. That may sound innocent enough but this young person spread the news via Facebook, the popular social networking site where hundreds of millions across the globe had access to her most private information.
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Just Say No to The Phish!
January 21, 2011
Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point.
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Peter LaBarbera: Homosexuality Makes Me Howl
January 18, 2011
I saw the greatest hopes of my Christian nation destroyed by homosexuality,
penetrating, violating and ejaculating. click here to read this article

Maggie Gallagher: One Woman’s Catholic Marriage Dilemma
January 17, 2011
The first thing you’ll probably want to know is that I was born in Oregon and that I had a beautiful Catholic childhood and all that Frank McCourt stuff about being an Irish-American, but that’s not really relevant to the story I wish to share today.
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Sweat, Sodomy and Radical Socialism: A Shocking Look Inside America’s Most Dangerous Gay Bars
January 16, 2011
Recently, national debate brought attention to the construction of Islamic mosques on American soil and the risk these cells of fundamentalist activity pose to the safety of this country. Yet there is another threat entrenched in our very communities that has gotten far less attention.
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Why American Mothers Are Superior
January 12, 2011
The image of America’s mothers is a powerful one the world over. From the twinkle in Martha Washington’s eye to the idyllic 1950s masters of domesticity, the United States has long given the women of our fellow nations something to aspire to.
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In the Crosshairs of Radical Liberals, Sarah Palin Becomes the Latest Victim of Tucson Tragedy
January 11, 2011
This weekend’s sad events in Tucson have led to much soul searching. As our nation continues to mourn the violent acts of a mentally disturbed gunman, some in the cultural landscape seek to politicize and profit. They did not wait long
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Should the Legal Drinking Age Be Raised to 25 to Eliminate Deadly College Partying?
October 24, 2010
Alcohol and youth have formed a deadly alliance on college campuses across America. Children are getting drunker at younger ages and the results are disastrous. The number of fatalities each year numbers in the multiples of thousands.
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The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions
October 19, 2010
Masturbation continues to be one of the most overlooked personal morality issues of contemporary society. Most find it too embarrassing to talk about, while others can only broach the subject in humorous ways.
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Is My Child’s Schoolteacher a Secret Sex Addict?
October 19, 2010
Much has been written of late about the growing number of schoolteachers actively engaging in sexual acts with their students. As this tragedy continues to spread, administrators, politicians and parents are unsure about what to do next.
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Are Your Cats Keeping You Single?
October 19, 2010
As young women leave the family home and strike off on their own, it’s only natural that they seek out small domestic comforts. In college or else when they move to the big city to try out a career, there is a longing for companionship. Cat ownership is the gauze that often fills that void.
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Let Us Now Protect This Nation From Her Most Demented Enemies
October 17th, 2010
In our darkest hours, the fate of the world has rested upon the ability of man to embrace divine truths that surpass simple reason. History has shown that in these small moments the decisions of the few will forever change the lives of the many.
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Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America?
October 14th, 2010
From televised street protests to suburban shopping malls, it’s a shocking sight to see groups of ragged, longhaired hippies still prowling the American landscape. click here to read this article

Dressing Up as Lady Gaga This Halloween is a Sin Against Jesus
October 12th, 2010
October is the cruelest month for Christians in America. The summer is over, school semesters are underway and we look forward to the special joys of Thanksgiving and Christmas. The one tragic distraction in the middle of all that cheer is the institutionalized celebration of a pagan festival. click here to read this article

Am I Addicted to Marijuana?
October 9th, 2010
Addiction. It’s not a pretty word. From gambling to pornography, there are so many ways a soul can get lost on the path to maturity. click here to read this article

Pot Smoking Radicals Are Using the Internet to Turn America Into a Socialist Sex Utopia
October 5th, 2010
One of the most disturbing aspects of Barack Obama’s ascension to the Oval Office is that this nation is now formally turning a blind eye to marijuana abuse among our young people. Legalization is no longer a philosophical question. It’s happening in our very communities. click here to read this article

“I Just Blogged In My Panties,” & Other Tales From The Internet Frontier
September 30th, 2010
As dangerous as the overall liberal agenda is, specific beliefs within this rainbow of radicalism can be even worse. Many times I have tried to highlight the perversity espoused by a particular group or person. click here to read this article

Progressive Car Insurance Lady Secretly Finances Sex, Drugs and Radical Politics
September 26th, 2010
It seems like you can’t turn on the tv these days without being assaulted by that irritating Progressive Car Insurance lady. The tens of millions of dollars spent to get this woman’s face all over the airwaves is truly stunning, particularly when one considers the brazen sexuality and rebellion she promotes. click here to read this article

“Dexter” and the Demise of Decency on Television
September 24th, 2010
The police drama has long been one of television’s greatest staples. Each week, they present us with difficult morality tales where the rule of law and modern ethics ultimately triumph. click here to read this article

The 10 Worst Masturbation Propaganda Films on the Internet
September 23rd, 2010
When was the last time the people of this nation had a frank discussion about personal bodily morality? Christine O’Donnell aims to change all that. click here to read this article

Gay Agenda in Vicious College Catfight, Michigan Attorney General’s Office Investigates
September 16th, 2010
Andrew Leo Shirvell is a hero’s hero, a brawny and ambitious man with expressive eyes and the buzz cut of someone who relishes military precision. click here to read this article

Is Blogging Bad for You?
September 15th, 2010
When blogs first arrived on the internet scene a decade ago, they were places where quirky people went to obsess about inconsequential things. From shoes to Smurfs, it seemed as if every topic had an addicted chronicler who was not afraid to proclaim his existence from the basements of America. click here to read this article

How to Talk to Your Boys About Puberty
September 12th, 2010
We all know talking straight to teens can be tough. Sometimes subjects are simply too complex– the debate over homosexual marriage or transubstantiation for instance. click here to read this article

Hangovers Are God’s Punishment For the Sexual Sins of the Young
September 11th, 2010
Just waking up and thinking of a cup of coffee or maybe a plate of greasy eggs? Do you even remember what happened last night or how you got those bruises? click here to read this article

Has Stormfront.org Become a Dangerous Nest of Degeneracy, Effeminacy and Anti-Christian Values?
September 8th, 2010
Stormfront.org has long been the center of controversy. Outsiders are quick to label it a “hate” group, with some going so far as to demand that the federal government impose restrictions on its activities. click here to read this article

Digg Versus Reddit: Two Obscure Websites Fighting to Determine The Future of Internet Journalism
September 6th, 2010
It’s an epic battle, one that may fundamentally alter how news sources online are filtered and delivered to the general public. At stake are the fortunes of thousands of newspapers and millions of blogs. click here to read this article

Do Mormons Think They’re Better Than Christians?
September 5th, 2010
From counterfeiting cult to political powerhouse, Mormons have come a long way in America. Problems of polygamy and polytheism have been cast aside as Christians of all colors and creeds realize that we need to form a united front in the current cultural landscape.click here to read this article

Satire, Poe’s Law and The New York Times Campaign to Discredit the Evangelical Message of Christwire
September 4th, 2010
On behalf of everyone at Christwire, I was deeply saddened to read Mark Oppenheimer’s facile attempt to discredit Evangelical Christianity and this site in particular today. click here to read this article

The Unnecessary Anti-American Comedy of John Hodgman
September 3rd, 2010
Comedy, like a newborn infant, can capture our love by being adorable and wondrous. At other times, tantrums and a biting nature can signal a troubled future to come. For “funnyman” John Hodgman, something similar happens. His cherubic face and mundane disposition draw us closer.click here to read this article

Is Being Gay More Important to Ken Mehlman Than Being a Republican?
August 26th, 2010
Ken Mehlman was a great man. As one of President George W. Bush’s most important political allies, he helped shape the groundbreaking conservative uprising of the 2000 election and saw that it was implemented with wisdom and discipline in the ensuing years.click here to read this article

Aging Liberal Jon Stewart Struggles to Stay Relevant
August 24th, 2010
“I coulda been a contender!” That was the famous cry of Marlon Brando in the 1954 film classic, On The Waterfront. Those words have a bitter poignancy today for the career of Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show, as he fights to maintain a respectable place in the ratings despite a dramatic slip into the dustbin of cultural irrelevancy. click here to read this article

Perez Hilton’s Secret Stuggle With Christianity (and Homosexuality)
August 22nd, 2010
Recently, homosexual internet personality Perez Hilton posted a bigoted rant about Christianity and this website in particular on his popular gossip blog. His loyal fans, most of whom are heterosexual women, were quick to condemn his crude and biased attack. click here to read this article

My Sassy Child is Out of Control!
August 20th, 2010
A friend recently shared a difficult story with me about her out-of-control teen. She came home from work early one day to find that her 14-year old daughter had several friends over and the television was blaring.click here to read this article

The Dirty Girl Trend: Is There Anything Less Attractive Than a Young, Promiscuous Coke Addict Who Doesn’t Bathe?
August 18th, 2010
We have an epidemic of young people today afraid of hard work and afraid of faith. Add to this a contemporary culture that openly celebrates drug abuse and rampant sex as a band-aid for low self-esteem and the results are a veritable Three Mile Island of depravity.click here to read this article

A Disturbing Look Inside the Mind of a Sex-Addicted Homosexual Hipster
August 17th, 2010
In the very shadow of the great debate over the Ground Zero Muslim Mosque, another vital crisis is raging. You need not travel far from that hallowed place where 3,000 Americans sacrificed their lives to “bump” into this world where the souls of our young people are put at risk each and every day. click here to read this article

Geeks vs. God: Best Buy Fights to Suppress Free Speech of Priest Who Called Himself the “God Squad”
August 16th, 2010
Father Luke Strand only wanted to serve his faith. A beloved Catholic Priest who devotes all his time and energy working for a small community center in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, he is the epitome of the humble Christian. Seeking to reach out to a young audience with the message of love and devotion, he created an oval emblem for his Volkswagen Beetle in 2008. It read, “God Squad.”click here to read this article

Is My Husband GAY?
August 14th, 2010
Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband’s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk?click here to read this article

The Golden Girls 25th Anniversary Collection Promises a Sickening Display of Humanity’s Bitter End
August 13th, 2010
“One of the great ideas of Western civilization,” philosopher Ross Douthat recently wrote, “is the celebration of lifelong heterosexual monogamy as a unique and indispensable estate.” Tragically, that celebration is winding down as more and more Americans sneak off to the afterparty of carnal depravity.click here to read this article

Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?
August 12th, 2010
Something disturbing is happening all across America: children are witnessing the raw sexual conquest of one beast by another in the privacy of their own homes. No, we should not be surprised. Families have been turning their dwelling spaces into veritable Noah’s Arcs for some time now, blind to the larger moral risks of mixing species never meant to cohabitate.click here to read this article

Are String Bikinis And Speedos Ruining America’s Summer at the Beach?
August 5th, 2010
Recording-breaking temperatures and an economy in crisis have left us with a challenge to traditional morality that Christians need to address right now: too many of you are wearing your old bathing suits to the beach and it’s immodest to say the least. Indeed, in 1 Timothy 2:9, we are told, “Women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire.”click here to read this article

Barbie Stripped Bare: When Does A Kid’s Doll Become Kiddie Porn?
August 4th, 2010
When you strip a child’s doll down to its utter nakedness, what do you see? Do you imagine an alluring sexual pose in the palm of your hand? Or is it simply a piece of tan molded plastic with moveable parts? Does it matter who does the stripping, if it’s a curious boy who sneaks in to his sister’s closet or an older man digging through a church bin of donated toys? click here to read this article

Landover Baptist Profits From Hate, Violates the Laws of Comedy
August 3rd, 2010
The greatest fault of the Landover Baptist Church comedy website is that it’s just not that funny. Yes, we’re in on the joke: this is neither a Baptist group, nor a church. Much like the liberals who infiltrated Tea Party rallies so they could be photographed holding up offensively racist signs, Landover Baptist’s purpose is to mock American values from within the hive. click here to read this article

Is “Blood on the Dance Floor” the Most Vile Music Band in Human History?
July 29, 2010
Music was once beautiful and full of faith but something profound is happening in this world… The wicked have torn that sacred thing from the altar, beaten her down and sprayed their vilest fluids in her eyes. And look what she has become! Blind and rotting from disease, crawling from house to house, music is nothing less than the most pernicious vehicle of cultural depravity today. click here to read this article

Enraged Father Threatens Christwire With Lawsuit Over Daughter’s “Fag Hag” Status
August 1, 2010
Since our publication of the investigative report, “The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship Choices Can Lead to a Lifetime of Loneliness,” many have emailed Christwire to express their concerns and terror. One letter writer in particular was so disturbed that we had revealed the secret dangers of the “straight female/gay male” alliance, that he could not contain himself. click here to read this article

The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship Choices Can Lead to a Lifetime of Loneliness
July 23, 2010
The psychological and physical relationship between heterosexual girls and homosexual males is many layered. It can begin at an early age but, tragically, the consequences can last a lifetime. click here to read this article

Boycott Bill Murray for a Better America
July 23, 2010
In the midst of our current cultural and economic crisis there is one danger that is subtler than the violence and drugs that is normal fare for major motion pictures these days. That danger is represented in the actor known as Bill Murray. click here to read this article

The New York Times Offends & Outrages With Its “Hipster” Agenda
July 19, 2010
The New York Times has once again pushed past the barrier of decent journalism into a world of reckless myth-making with their latest article celebrating the lifestyles of so-called “hipsters”– semi-employed upper middle class white trash who stay drunk on their parents’ money well into their thirties. click here to read this article